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Ex-Knick Davis says he was ‘actually abducted by aliens two weeks ago,’ and it turned out pretty good
By JUSTIN TERRANOVA
Posted: July 12, 2013
Baron Davis.
Former Knick guard Baron Davis said he was recently scouted — by a bunch of ETs!
“I was actually abducted by aliens like two weeks ago,” the two-time NBA All-Star announced on this week’s “The Champs” podcast.
“Is that right?” hosts Neal Brennan and Moshe Kasher ask him in the Los Angeles-based comedy broadcast. “Tell us about that.”
Davis then launches into a several-minute-long description of driving from Vegas to L.A. and suddenly finding himself getting poked in the eyes by “f---ing ugly mother f---ers” in a steel spaceship.
“I’m a little tired and s---,” he begins. “And I see this light and I think it’s a big *bleep* truck, you know, like, aww, f---. Like it’s gonna be traffic.
“And I was driving, driving, then next thing you know, dude, like, I was in this f---ing like steel thing and these f---ing crazy looking peole, like half-human, half, like, f---ing ugly motherf---ers,” he tells the podcast hosts.
Brennan, a co-writer of Chappelle’s Show, and Kasher, a noted stand-up comic, seem taken aback, and repeatedly ask the NBA star if he is serious or not.
Davis insists on the podcast that, “Hell yeah, dude,” he is not kidding. , “Dude,” he protests, “they were poking me on my nose and sh--.”
He adds, “They were poking me on my nose, they were looking me in my eyes, they had my hands tied up.”
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Ex-Knick Davis says he was ‘actually abducted by aliens two weeks ago,’ and it turned out pretty good
By JUSTIN TERRANOVA
Posted: July 12, 2013
Baron Davis.
Former Knick guard Baron Davis said he was recently scouted — by a bunch of ETs!
“I was actually abducted by aliens like two weeks ago,” the two-time NBA All-Star announced on this week’s “The Champs” podcast.
“Is that right?” hosts Neal Brennan and Moshe Kasher ask him in the Los Angeles-based comedy broadcast. “Tell us about that.”
Davis then launches into a several-minute-long description of driving from Vegas to L.A. and suddenly finding himself getting poked in the eyes by “f---ing ugly mother f---ers” in a steel spaceship.
“I’m a little tired and s---,” he begins. “And I see this light and I think it’s a big *bleep* truck, you know, like, aww, f---. Like it’s gonna be traffic.
“And I was driving, driving, then next thing you know, dude, like, I was in this f---ing like steel thing and these f---ing crazy looking peole, like half-human, half, like, f---ing ugly motherf---ers,” he tells the podcast hosts.
Brennan, a co-writer of Chappelle’s Show, and Kasher, a noted stand-up comic, seem taken aback, and repeatedly ask the NBA star if he is serious or not.
Davis insists on the podcast that, “Hell yeah, dude,” he is not kidding. , “Dude,” he protests, “they were poking me on my nose and sh--.”
He adds, “They were poking me on my nose, they were looking me in my eyes, they had my hands tied up.”
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