Post by auntym on May 26, 2011 22:08:40 GMT -6
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You Know You’re a Ghost Hunter If… ;D
May 26th, 2011
It’s a lot funnier when read with a Jeff Foxworthy accent
1. If the power goes out and you pull out nighttime goggles and digital recorders.
2. If you have more camera and photography equipment than a Japanese tourist.
3. If your trips always involve staying in the closest available haunted hotel, inn or bed and breakfast.
4. If you get a new camera and immediately ditch the strap.
5. If you have more photos of orbs and apparitions than you have of your relatives.
6. If you’re watching a haunted house movie and gripe about the inaccuracies.
7. If you’re ever entered the local library and automatically know where the books on the paranormal are located.
8. If you’ve ever remained standing in a spooky old house as your friends run screaming from the scene.
9. If you’ve ever become giddy by the sound of a creaking floorboard.
10. If the hot star of the haunted house movie you’re watching sheds their clothes and you’re wondering where the ghost is.
11. If you’ve ever entered a long debate about the most haunted location in the USA.
12. If you have a night vision camera constantly taping you when you sleep.
13. If someone starts telling a ghost story and you finish it with the date, the time, the location and the witnesses involved.
14. If your newest electronic toy is a EMF detector.
15. If the ladies at the local historical society know you by name and gave you your own key.
16. If you keep Zak Bagans and Aaron Goodwin on your speed dial.
17. If you cried when “Ghost Lab” was cancelled on Discovery Channel.
18. If you keep your EMF detector next to the remote for the TV.
19. If you’re constantly buying and hoarding fresh batteries.
20. If you’ve ever hauled a load of equipment to a funeral.
21. If you’ve timed yourself on how long it takes to replace the batteries in your camera.
22. If you ever been launched into a rant by someone asking if “The Amityville Horror” was based on a true story.
23. If you have permanent indents in your head from nighttime goggles.
24. If there’s a restraining order keeping you out of the local cemetery at night.
25. If you have a sculpture of a haunted house on your desk with tiny plastic ghosts in it.
TO CONTINUE READING CLICK ON ABOVE LINK
You Know You’re a Ghost Hunter If… ;D
May 26th, 2011
It’s a lot funnier when read with a Jeff Foxworthy accent
1. If the power goes out and you pull out nighttime goggles and digital recorders.
2. If you have more camera and photography equipment than a Japanese tourist.
3. If your trips always involve staying in the closest available haunted hotel, inn or bed and breakfast.
4. If you get a new camera and immediately ditch the strap.
5. If you have more photos of orbs and apparitions than you have of your relatives.
6. If you’re watching a haunted house movie and gripe about the inaccuracies.
7. If you’re ever entered the local library and automatically know where the books on the paranormal are located.
8. If you’ve ever remained standing in a spooky old house as your friends run screaming from the scene.
9. If you’ve ever become giddy by the sound of a creaking floorboard.
10. If the hot star of the haunted house movie you’re watching sheds their clothes and you’re wondering where the ghost is.
11. If you’ve ever entered a long debate about the most haunted location in the USA.
12. If you have a night vision camera constantly taping you when you sleep.
13. If someone starts telling a ghost story and you finish it with the date, the time, the location and the witnesses involved.
14. If your newest electronic toy is a EMF detector.
15. If the ladies at the local historical society know you by name and gave you your own key.
16. If you keep Zak Bagans and Aaron Goodwin on your speed dial.
17. If you cried when “Ghost Lab” was cancelled on Discovery Channel.
18. If you keep your EMF detector next to the remote for the TV.
19. If you’re constantly buying and hoarding fresh batteries.
20. If you’ve ever hauled a load of equipment to a funeral.
21. If you’ve timed yourself on how long it takes to replace the batteries in your camera.
22. If you ever been launched into a rant by someone asking if “The Amityville Horror” was based on a true story.
23. If you have permanent indents in your head from nighttime goggles.
24. If there’s a restraining order keeping you out of the local cemetery at night.
25. If you have a sculpture of a haunted house on your desk with tiny plastic ghosts in it.
TO CONTINUE READING CLICK ON ABOVE LINK