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Post by swamprat on Dec 13, 2015 13:38:51 GMT -6
Sigh...... We have 14 family members coming to stay with us for a week at Christmas. My wife is getting ready.....
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Post by Deleted on Dec 15, 2015 16:59:32 GMT -6
OMG I've HAD those days!!!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 15, 2015 19:10:05 GMT -6
Yeah, I bet I kinda looked like that last Saturday . . . and the reason I haven't been on here lately . . . no sympathy for the "maid" I'm telling ya!
(can't beat having people for a WEEK, though. We're having 20 for dinner Thursday night).
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Post by Deleted on Dec 16, 2015 16:00:27 GMT -6
20? You'd find me in a rubber room the next day.
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Post by swamprat on Dec 16, 2015 20:35:30 GMT -6
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Post by Deleted on Dec 17, 2015 14:30:44 GMT -6
Now THAT"S funny!
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Post by swamprat on Jan 11, 2016 14:56:01 GMT -6
Buck up, Jacko!
Just a quick reminder, that no matter how bad you think you have it, someone else has it worse.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 13, 2016 23:43:11 GMT -6
dude, where do you GET this S_ _ _
(come on, somebody HAD to say it)
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Post by Deleted on Jan 13, 2016 23:58:40 GMT -6
As long as it IS someone else
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Post by swamprat on Jan 14, 2016 13:43:09 GMT -6
FACEBOOK, JC!!
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Post by swamprat on Jan 20, 2016 12:10:17 GMT -6
"The Marriage of Science and Technology"Think about it.....
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Post by swamprat on Feb 1, 2016 10:01:05 GMT -6
Ky Truthseeker posted this on Facebook:
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Post by swamprat on Feb 13, 2016 10:06:17 GMT -6
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Post by swamprat on Feb 25, 2016 21:06:05 GMT -6
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Post by swamprat on Feb 29, 2016 10:29:45 GMT -6
Sigh..... I spend WAY too much time on Facebook, but I DID notice that Auntym changed her profile picture.....
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Post by auntym on Feb 29, 2016 12:47:35 GMT -6
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Post by swamprat on Mar 7, 2016 9:39:00 GMT -6
THE NOTE BAR BOUNCERS
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Post by swamprat on Mar 17, 2016 9:46:45 GMT -6
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Post by Deleted on Mar 20, 2016 16:11:22 GMT -6
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Post by Deleted on Mar 26, 2016 23:35:02 GMT -6
Enjoy !
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Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2016 9:11:23 GMT -6
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Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2016 13:43:51 GMT -6
Hawking, strangely reminded me of possibly an older version of someone we know. How he used that computer . . .
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Post by swamprat on Apr 2, 2016 17:48:11 GMT -6
Pepe Le Pew strikes again!
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Post by swamprat on Apr 9, 2016 20:24:57 GMT -6
The Hunny Pot
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Post by swamprat on Apr 9, 2016 20:25:58 GMT -6
Never again!
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Post by swamprat on Apr 11, 2016 18:57:55 GMT -6
Mahatma Gandhi
Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, which resulted in an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which meant he was very frail and suffered from very bad breath due to his diet.
This made him a "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis".
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Post by swamprat on Apr 13, 2016 10:50:35 GMT -6
Advancing in Years? No Problem!
Say you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you. So, what do you do? You opt for Medicare Plan G.
The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Plan G) and one bullet. You are allowed to shoot one worthless politician. This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the Health Care you need. Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They are all covered!
As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now! And, who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can't afford for you to go into a nursing home. And you will get rid of a useless politician while you are at it. And now, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income taxes!
Is this a great country or what? Now that I've solved your senior financial plan, enjoy the rest of your week!
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Post by swamprat on Apr 14, 2016 14:46:08 GMT -6
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Post by Deleted on Apr 17, 2016 10:11:05 GMT -6
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Post by swamprat on Apr 24, 2016 10:10:46 GMT -6
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