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Post by swamprat on Sept 22, 2016 10:01:06 GMT -6
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Post by swamprat on Sept 23, 2016 13:52:53 GMT -6
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Post by swamprat on Sept 23, 2016 18:06:06 GMT -6
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Post by auntym on Sept 26, 2016 12:30:37 GMT -6
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Post by swamprat on Sept 26, 2016 13:44:47 GMT -6
Gasp! Oh, Auntym! "Owlturd.com"??!
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Post by auntym on Sept 27, 2016 13:18:30 GMT -6
Gasp! Oh, Auntym! "Owlturd.com"??! LOL... just thought that particular comic strip was funny...
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Post by Deleted on Sept 28, 2016 1:22:49 GMT -6
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Post by swamprat on Sept 28, 2016 9:58:17 GMT -6
Visitors from the watery moon, Europa.
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Post by swamprat on Sept 29, 2016 10:33:35 GMT -6
And a little Star Trek humor in honor of Sky and Cliff..... Sigh......Make it "sew"........
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Post by swamprat on Sept 30, 2016 19:49:33 GMT -6
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Post by Deleted on Oct 7, 2016 15:09:21 GMT -6
Four Texans were at a deer camp. They had to bunk two to a room. No one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so loudly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them bunk with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns. The first guy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. The other two said, "Man, what happened to you?" He said, "Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night." The next night it was the second guy's turn. In the morning, same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. The other two said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!" He said, "Man, that Daryl rattled the roof!! I sat up and watched him all night. I couldn't believe the noise!" The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football player; a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. "Good mornin'!!" he said. The other two couldn't believe it! He looked rested and wide awake. They asked, "Man, what happened?" He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl into bed, patted his butt and kissed him g'night on the cheek. Daryl sat up and watched ME all night.
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Post by swamprat on Oct 8, 2016 9:12:53 GMT -6
Just for fun... What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
What did the "0" say to the "8"?
Nice belt.
What's Forrest Gump's password?
1Forrest1.
I cut my finger cutting cheese...
..but I think I may have grater problems.
Slept like a log last night.
Woke up in the fireplace.
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
Today a girl said she recognized me from Vegetarian Club.
But I'm sure I've never met herbivore.
"Reversing the car."
Ahh, this takes me back.
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de brie.
Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?
They say he made a mint.
What sits on the lawn and is Irish?
Patty O'Furniture.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi, Hungry! I'm Dad.
A ham sandwich walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a beer".
The bartender says, "Sorry; we don't serve food here."
What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle, and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?
Attire.
What do you call a man with no nose and no body?
Nobody nose.
How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
A frog says, "Ribbit, ribbit." and a horny toad says, "Rub it, rub it".
Kid: I'll call you later.
Dad: Don't call me Later, call me Dad.
Two peanuts were walking down the street.
One was a salted.
I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey.
But I turned myself around.
Did you hear that Fed Ex and UPS are merging?
They're going to go by the name, Fed Up now.
I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.
I woke up exhausted.
Have a great day!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 8, 2016 9:18:22 GMT -6
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Post by swamprat on Oct 10, 2016 8:51:57 GMT -6
Happy Halloween!
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Post by swamprat on Oct 10, 2016 15:57:52 GMT -6
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Post by swamprat on Oct 27, 2016 19:47:31 GMT -6
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Post by swamprat on Nov 1, 2016 17:33:35 GMT -6
Mac King's infamous rope trick Aug 26, 2016 By Jake Brannon
Las Vegas magician Mac King has a trick that's so notoriously difficult to figure out, even Penn and Teller have admitted they have no clue how he does it. See if you can spot the magic behind Mac King's rope trick. After all, it's just one rope... how hard could it be?
www.wimp.com/mac-kings-infamous-rope-trick/
Pure magic, right?! Well......no...... It is not magic, it's sleight of hand! Have you figured out how he does it? No? OK, watch and learn:
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Post by swamprat on Nov 7, 2016 11:59:34 GMT -6
Think about it.....
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Post by swamprat on Dec 5, 2016 19:13:43 GMT -6
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Post by swamprat on Dec 7, 2016 8:54:44 GMT -6
Got this from KYtruthseeker.....
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Post by swamprat on Dec 9, 2016 19:42:23 GMT -6
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Post by swamprat on Dec 10, 2016 10:43:49 GMT -6
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Post by swamprat on Dec 12, 2016 10:41:53 GMT -6
They were right! Opposites DO attract!
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Post by swamprat on Dec 13, 2016 21:37:44 GMT -6
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Post by swamprat on Dec 14, 2016 21:18:26 GMT -6
What a difference a century makes: The daily commute, then and now:
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Post by swamprat on Dec 15, 2016 10:51:50 GMT -6
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Post by swamprat on Dec 19, 2016 20:20:22 GMT -6
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Post by auntym on Dec 20, 2016 15:50:53 GMT -6
one of my favorite actors... ... i watched this skit on STEPHEN COLBERT...
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Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2016 12:17:36 GMT -6
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Post by swamprat on Dec 27, 2016 11:54:30 GMT -6
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