Post by bewildered on Feb 19, 2012 6:29:13 GMT -6
I meant to start something like this last December. I'm reserving this space for things that are appropriately 2012ish. Making predictions would be a nifty thing to do, since it seems that everyone else is doing it. It's the fashionable thing to do. Why not?
There are so many different dates in 2012 touted as Le End, it will make your head swim. My personal favorite is only a few days shy of my birthday: December 21st. I don't know about anyone else, but 42 hasn't impressed me very much. I seriously doubt that 43 is going to improve my lot in any appreciable manner...unless, of course, I end up making some serious money this year. I doubt that's going to happen (I don't think I've predicted that...yet anyway). So in a way, you see, I wouldn't mind for Le End to actually happen. I can think of a number of rather unsavory individuals who deserve a smackdown of apocalyptic proportions. I'd go out with a smile knowing they were getting theirs. ;D
So, on to some predictions!
I think Elvis will be making his appearance soon. He might be seen pumping gas at Circle Ks around Tupelo, Mississippi. I know some people have been seeing his face in western omelettes and beef and barley soup lately, so this one has a good chance of coming to pass. Appearance of Elvis along with Ethel Murman = doomsday draws nigh. Yeah, for some reason I see Ethel with him.
The scientists who have been playing around with cloning will have finally produced enough sheep to keep themselves occupied for many moons to come. They'll take a breather and wait for the end to arrive.
Sometime this September - I think I'm seeing a date, but it's not clear enough to pinpoint - humanity will experience a quantum shift in consciousness. This will have the practical effect of bestowing a conscience upon those who otherwise never had one. October will see some strange events taking place. Politicans will resign, turning themselves in to the nearest police precinct. Corporate executives will empty their expense accounts, showering money upon the masses they've been ripping off for decades. Banks will start forgiving loans, and lawyers, like lemmings, will start streaming off the top of skyscrapers in droves. Buckle your seat belt...we're in for an interesting ride.
There are so many different dates in 2012 touted as Le End, it will make your head swim. My personal favorite is only a few days shy of my birthday: December 21st. I don't know about anyone else, but 42 hasn't impressed me very much. I seriously doubt that 43 is going to improve my lot in any appreciable manner...unless, of course, I end up making some serious money this year. I doubt that's going to happen (I don't think I've predicted that...yet anyway). So in a way, you see, I wouldn't mind for Le End to actually happen. I can think of a number of rather unsavory individuals who deserve a smackdown of apocalyptic proportions. I'd go out with a smile knowing they were getting theirs. ;D
So, on to some predictions!
I think Elvis will be making his appearance soon. He might be seen pumping gas at Circle Ks around Tupelo, Mississippi. I know some people have been seeing his face in western omelettes and beef and barley soup lately, so this one has a good chance of coming to pass. Appearance of Elvis along with Ethel Murman = doomsday draws nigh. Yeah, for some reason I see Ethel with him.
The scientists who have been playing around with cloning will have finally produced enough sheep to keep themselves occupied for many moons to come. They'll take a breather and wait for the end to arrive.
Sometime this September - I think I'm seeing a date, but it's not clear enough to pinpoint - humanity will experience a quantum shift in consciousness. This will have the practical effect of bestowing a conscience upon those who otherwise never had one. October will see some strange events taking place. Politicans will resign, turning themselves in to the nearest police precinct. Corporate executives will empty their expense accounts, showering money upon the masses they've been ripping off for decades. Banks will start forgiving loans, and lawyers, like lemmings, will start streaming off the top of skyscrapers in droves. Buckle your seat belt...we're in for an interesting ride.