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Post by swamprat on Feb 18, 2017 19:10:20 GMT -6
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Post by swamprat on Feb 19, 2017 9:21:19 GMT -6
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Post by swamprat on Feb 23, 2017 9:46:39 GMT -6
This one's for Sky.....
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Post by swamprat on Feb 25, 2017 20:44:54 GMT -6
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Post by jcurio on Mar 1, 2017 10:25:42 GMT -6
Never!! π
(never say never. )
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Post by swamprat on Mar 15, 2017 13:49:51 GMT -6
BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH
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Post by jcurio on Mar 17, 2017 10:47:04 GMT -6
I wanna see how it acts during a storm near shore! Sitting still, does it just act like a bobber ?
π
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Post by skywalker on Mar 18, 2017 21:18:46 GMT -6
What is up with this cheap generic democrat version of my super cool avatar? They couldn't do any better than that?
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Post by swamprat on Mar 22, 2017 11:08:41 GMT -6
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Post by swamprat on Mar 24, 2017 13:50:57 GMT -6
You will not believe what just happened.. I pulled into the gas station to get a Polar Pop and when I walked up, I noticed two police officers watching a woman who was smoking while gassing up. I saw her and thought, "Is she crazy?!" So many people do that, though, and it's obviously dangerous, but who am I to make a scene? So I just went in and got my Polar Pop.
As I was checking out, I heard someone screaming. I looked outside and the woman's arm was on fire! ON FIRE! She was swinging her arm and running around going crazy! I ran outside and the police officers had put her on the ground and were putting the fire out with their coffees!!!
Once it was out they IMMEDIATELY put handcuffs on her and just threw her in the police car. I was like "That's weird...was it weed or drugs or something?" I couldn't help myself, so I asked the police officers what they were arresting her for. The one officer looked dead straight at me, rolled his eyes and said...
"For WAVING A FIREARM!"
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Post by swamprat on Mar 29, 2017 8:46:04 GMT -6
This is how I grew up......
When you're from the farm, your perception is a little bit different.
A farmer drove to a neighborβs farmhouse and knocked at the door.
A boy, about 9, opened the door. "Is your dad or mom home?" said the farmer. "No, they went to town." "How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?" "No, he went with Mom and Dad." The farmer stood there for a few seconds, shifting from one foot to the other, mumbling to himself. The young boy says, "I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give Dad a message." "Well," said the farmer uncomfortably. "No, I really want to talk to your Dad, about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzy pregnant". The boy thought for a moment, then says, "You'll have to talk to my Dad about that. I know he charges $200 for the bull and $50 for the boar, but I have no idea how much he charges for Howard."
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Post by skywalker on Mar 29, 2017 17:54:19 GMT -6
Did Charles Darwin evolve into Batman?
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Post by swamprat on Mar 31, 2017 10:16:07 GMT -6
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Post by swamprat on Apr 2, 2017 8:55:44 GMT -6
Uh, Cliff? Cliff? CLIFF! There are some women here in pink hats that want to cut your that want to speak with you! ___
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Post by jcurio on Apr 2, 2017 10:41:52 GMT -6
Ok, you've totally confirmed that I must be different!! I liked it! π I thought it is funny! LoL.
If a woman can't handle this type of humor, maybe she SHOULD just cook a roast (and do nothing else.)
ππ
Carol Burnett rocks!
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Post by swamprat on Apr 7, 2017 12:39:31 GMT -6
Cliff told me to post this.....
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Post by jcurio on Apr 7, 2017 16:22:16 GMT -6
Don't you get it? It's just SO MUCH more important to be "Hot". π (π). She IS said to be attractive. Heck, if we saw that many pictures of the little girl of Kim and Westy, how many people would use the word "attractive" instead of "cute"? This is a child-woman. No matter who she is. She could be "exploiting" herself, and if some internet freak DID something bad to her, some people would say that "she had it coming". The astronaut we read about, and MAY casually wonder what he looks like. Normal behavior (IMO) of "us". What is there to learn about this young lady? Are people talking about what she inspires to do? If she doesn't "channel that beauty" into something more, will we have found the secret to never showing our age and THIS is her statement? Trying to make the constant "selfie" behavior as a norm.... doesn't have much of a future AS the Norm. π Even IF she (the child-woman) comes across as "lonely", I bet that there's a LOT of that beauty and age-set doing the same thing- just regularly checking themselves out in the mirror. π
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Post by jcurio on Apr 7, 2017 18:41:24 GMT -6
Oh Cliff, I'm guessing that you don't know who this is. She could take her selfie in a cumbersome space suit that didnt show her figure (making curvy SO popular again π) and get a bizillion likes.
And don't the youngsters in your family take lots of selfies?? (Not in your bathroom; I hope!)
π
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Post by swamprat on Apr 7, 2017 19:06:00 GMT -6
OK folks. I'm going to share one of the secrets to living happily: As you go through life, you must feel the beat and move WITH it!
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Post by swamprat on Apr 9, 2017 9:20:05 GMT -6
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Post by swamprat on Apr 14, 2017 19:35:23 GMT -6
Einstein's desk; photographed the day he died.
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Post by swamprat on Apr 15, 2017 18:57:44 GMT -6
Angelia Joiner shared this on Facebook...
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Post by swamprat on Apr 16, 2017 14:55:17 GMT -6
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Post by jcurio on Apr 16, 2017 17:03:54 GMT -6
Put that with what Paulette said on another thread about how "mental illness" can show up in handwriting, spacing of things, etc., and gosh. Einstein still looks pretty incredible!
π
(000ps! Referring back to what Einsteins' desk looked like.....)
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Post by skywalker on Apr 17, 2017 21:38:24 GMT -6
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Post by swamprat on Apr 26, 2017 20:35:03 GMT -6
New slogans for United Airlines
We have First Class, Business Class, and No Class. Our prices canβt be beaten ... but our passengers can. We put the hospital in hospitality. We beat our passengers, not the competition. We have an offer you canβt refuse. No, really. Board as a doctor, leave as a patient. Not enough seating? Prepare for a beating. And you thought legroom was an issue. If our staff needs a seat, weβll drag you out by your feet. We treat you like we treat your luggage. Fight or flight. You may have patients, but we donβt have patience. We have red-eye and black-eye flights available. Now serving free punch.
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Post by swamprat on May 9, 2017 9:57:27 GMT -6
Let's drown the mantis to show off the giant worm! What is WRONG with you people?! You call THIS ENTERTAINMENT?! I'm callin' the SPCA! ...and a PSYCHIATRIST!
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Post by jcurio on May 9, 2017 10:26:38 GMT -6
Oh Swampy! I was hoping that the person was holding the mantis' head above the water and drowning the "thing"!
(Laugh at Me all you like! π)
That's NO WORM (that I have Ever seen - called a WORM)
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Post by swamprat on May 9, 2017 13:09:00 GMT -6
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Post by swamprat on May 11, 2017 20:39:38 GMT -6
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