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Post by paulette on Feb 8, 2012 12:19:44 GMT -6
I finally saw the movie Paul (or whatever its name is). It seemed like a movie for 12 year olds - with graphic swearing and allusion to body parts. I was completely horrified though by what Sigoney Weaver looked and acted like. Fit sardonic Signey - the pod people must have stolen her body and used it to star in a bad movie!
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Post by auntym on Feb 9, 2012 12:54:58 GMT -6
 PaulTheAlien English or British...ILLEGAL ALIEN. Wait, that's still British. |
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Post by auntym on Feb 13, 2012 12:09:17 GMT -6
PaulTheAlien I Want Some One Who Will respect me for what I am, not judge me for what my alien race have *allegedly* done. |
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Post by auntym on Feb 17, 2012 22:13:31 GMT -6
PaulTheAlien The first alien signal to Earth was totally mis-interpreted by scientists as Trance music. Now crazy humans dance to it in clubs everywhere. |
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Post by auntym on Feb 26, 2012 16:12:56 GMT -6
 PaulTheAlien Since I've NOT been nominated for "Best Alien in Leading Role" at the #Oscars, I've got a better use for that gold statue |
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Post by auntym on Mar 2, 2012 12:44:10 GMT -6
PaulTheAlien Nerds: The Internet is not meant to be a substitute for human companionship or healthy sex life. |
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Post by auntym on Mar 3, 2012 12:10:08 GMT -6
PaulTheAlien Pay your taxes! 12 million "illegal aliens" & 1 "extraterrestrial biological entity" are dependent on you. |
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Post by auntym on Mar 30, 2012 13:02:31 GMT -6
 PaulTheAlien You're able to understand this tweet, not 'cus of some alien mind control, thought transfer thing. It's because I'm writing in English. |
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Post by auntym on Apr 1, 2012 11:53:47 GMT -6
we got a 'mention' from PAUL THE ALIEN PaulTheAlien Now there's a thought...#Paul2012... RT @paulmiros: @edgeofreality2 @paulthealien paul for president
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Post by spotless38 on Apr 1, 2012 12:08:15 GMT -6
He got my vote LOL ;D
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Post by auntym on Apr 4, 2012 8:54:25 GMT -6
PaulTheAlien Today is NOT National Tell A Lie Day. |
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Post by auntym on Apr 25, 2012 15:36:29 GMT -6
PaulTheAlien 85% of all pie charts closely resemble Pacman. PaulTheAlien Words You Will Never Hear Me Say "I'm a Republican Democrat with a secret agenda." |
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Post by auntym on Apr 30, 2012 15:53:58 GMT -6
PaulTheAlien I Hate Mondays 'cus it's so far away from Friday. Then I hate Friday 'cus it's so close to Monday. |
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Post by auntym on May 12, 2012 23:36:31 GMT -6
PaulTheAlien 4 famous words "Space, the Final Frontier..." #StarTrek |
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Post by auntym on Jun 2, 2012 14:48:48 GMT -6
PaulTheAlien Apparently, Penguins mate for life. Well of course they do. It's not like they're going to find a more attractive Penguin now is it? |
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Post by auntym on Jun 3, 2012 11:19:24 GMT -6
PaulTheAlien So Prince Charles tested the Queen Elizabeth II bell commenting: "There's nothing like a good bong". You don't have to tell me Charlie! |
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Post by auntym on Jun 11, 2012 13:57:26 GMT -6
PaulTheAlien Humans! You go to planets hoping to find friendly aliens in derelict spaceships & then are surprised when they want to kill you! #Prometheus |
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Post by auntym on Jun 13, 2012 21:52:01 GMT -6
PaulTheAlien 90% of human females don't like males wearing pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of males wearing pink shirts don't like females. |
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Post by auntym on Jun 14, 2012 12:52:49 GMT -6
PaulTheAlien It's 'Take Your Daughters to Work Day', where girls aged Nine to Fifteen go to work. Or, as it's called in China: Thursday. |
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Post by casper on Jun 14, 2012 22:19:20 GMT -6
PaulTheAlien 90% of human females don't like males wearing pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of males wearing pink shirts don't like females. Boy ain't that the truth!  |
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Post by auntym on Jun 21, 2012 21:57:48 GMT -6
PaulTheAlien Humans think I have an over inflated opinion of myself, but I just have a big head. |
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Post by auntym on Jun 24, 2012 15:35:35 GMT -6
PaulTheAlien I always take life with a pinch of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon...and a shot of tequila. |
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Post by auntym on Jun 25, 2012 11:22:29 GMT -6
PaulTheAlien Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will go in and actually clean them? |
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Post by auntym on Jun 26, 2012 15:11:47 GMT -6
PaulTheAlien Crowded elevators smell totally different to small children or dwarfs. |
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Post by auntym on Jun 27, 2012 13:33:29 GMT -6
PaulTheAlien Just remember...if your planet didn't suck so much, you would all fall off. |
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Post by auntym on Jul 8, 2012 12:12:56 GMT -6
PaulTheAlien Spielberg still owes me a *bleep* load of royalty payments for ET & Close Encounters. Weed doesn't grow on trees you know. |
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Post by auntym on Aug 18, 2012 14:33:25 GMT -6
PaulTheAlien Space Raiders? Really? You can try to cover it up mankind, but these chips are really Pickled Alien flavour, not onion! lockerz.com/s/235876199 |
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Post by paulette on Aug 18, 2012 21:10:36 GMT -6
PaulTheAlien It's 'Take Your Daughters to Work Day', where girls aged Nine to Fifteen go to work. Or, as it's called in China: Thursday. Is there any way to change one's mind after punching in "post"...well anyway, this is my kind of weird humor, Paul or no Paul. |
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Post by auntym on Oct 2, 2012 12:14:30 GMT -6
PaulTheAlien Humans are the only creature on Earth that cut down trees, make paper from them and then write "Save the Trees!" on it. PaulTheAlien #Reasons We Cant Be Together: Because i'm a FUGITIVE, CELEBRITY, SLACKER, JOKER ALIEN on the run; but mostly because humans are so *bleeping* ugly. |
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Post by auntym on Oct 28, 2012 12:56:15 GMT -6
PaulTheAlien When I die I want my body donated to science, but more specifically a *scientist* who is working on bringing dead things back to life. |
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