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Post by auntym on Mar 26, 2011 14:56:10 GMT -6
TWEETS FROM PAUL THE ALIEN ;D  ... PaulTheAlien NASA scientists say there is a ring around Uranus. No comment. ... NoAssAtAll Syndrome is sweeping Earth. Space Aliens are probing in to this phenomenon & aim to get to the bottom of it. ... # FYI: EBE but not ET, has been listed in the Oxford English Dictionary (OED). I didn't LMAO thinking an ALF may have PMAO in a UFO. OMG! ... This week, I will mostly be wearing old, tatty shorts & flip flops, The outfit of choice for slackers everywhere. #paul |
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Post by casper on Mar 27, 2011 18:05:16 GMT -6
I like Paul the alien. He reminds me of me. ;D
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Post by auntym on Mar 27, 2011 18:37:38 GMT -6
Humans, always worried about the extinction of other species while unwittingly contributing to your own. It's not like the movies dudes. |
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Post by auntym on Mar 28, 2011 16:59:22 GMT -6
PaulTheAlien The surest sign intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that non of it has ever tried contacting your species. |
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Post by sansseed on Mar 28, 2011 19:22:52 GMT -6
PaulTheAlien The surest sign intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that non of it has ever tried contacting your species. Ahahahahaha!!!! Ok, that was a good one! ;D |
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Post by skywalker on Mar 28, 2011 22:22:20 GMT -6
PaulTheAlien The surest sign intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that non of it has ever tried contacting your species. Ahahahahaha!!!! Ok, that was a good one! ;D And people wonder why they never land on the White House lawn...would you want to?  |
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Post by auntym on Mar 29, 2011 23:09:07 GMT -6
PaulTheAlien I may be drunk now, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be an ugly human. |
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Post by auntym on Mar 30, 2011 15:07:21 GMT -6
... Paul The Alien Captain Kirk once said of me: "Of ALL the...slackers...in the universe, #Paul...is...the...most....HUMAN." |
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Post by auntym on Mar 31, 2011 13:06:41 GMT -6
... PaulTheAlien Been invited by @queen_UK to attend the #RoyalWedding but no one will believe it if I turn up. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 31, 2011 15:43:05 GMT -6
I think Paul will look cute in a tuxedo at the Royal Wedding... lol... I'm going to go see the movie tonight with my Best Friend.  |
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Post by auntym on Apr 1, 2011 20:04:25 GMT -6
PaulTheAlien #since we being honest we MAY have "inadvertently" probed the odd human over the years. Actually they were all odd.
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Post by auntym on Apr 4, 2011 17:33:05 GMT -6
Paul The Alien If you watch District 9 backwards it's actually a cookery show with an excellent recipe for a delicious prawn cocktail. |
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Post by auntym on Apr 5, 2011 19:54:27 GMT -6
PaulTheAlien Why am I the butt of all the probing jokes on #Twitter? Oh right... |
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Post by auntym on Apr 7, 2011 14:42:33 GMT -6
PaulTheAlien profile PaulTheAlien Extra note on Life & Lemons: If life gives you more lemons, make a large Gin & Tonic, sit back and say "Your move citrus..." *slurp* PaulTheAlien profile PaulTheAlien If #i dont believe you when you *claim* to have been probed by aliens, a psychiatrist's gonna rubber stamp your forehead with this: [CRAZY] |
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Post by auntym on Apr 7, 2011 15:14:05 GMT -6
PaulTheAlien profile PaulTheAlien It's not probing, it's "intrusive fact finding". See, not so bad after all. #probintime |
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Post by auntym on Apr 20, 2011 11:40:03 GMT -6
Paul The Alien Vinny!! Noooooo! RT @curtmcd: Oh no! Look what they did to @paulthealien ...or at least his stunt double. PaulTheAlien I told you weeks ago that the supercomputer Watson was really Skynet. Nobody listens to the alien. Ooh #Happy420, ssssshhhh, dudes. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2011 10:14:28 GMT -6
Swell now everyone's going to be thinking that if the aliens land they'll eat all the birds..sigh
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Post by spotless38 on Apr 21, 2011 10:45:29 GMT -6
Swell now everyone's going to be thinking that if the aliens land they'll eat all the birds..sigh NO Comment . ;D |
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Post by spotless38 on Apr 21, 2011 10:54:01 GMT -6
At my next MUFON meeting when the movie comes out I m going to give away a copy of this movie as a door prize. Some unlucky person will get to have it . LOL |
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Post by auntym on Apr 21, 2011 11:23:40 GMT -6
PaulTheAlien you know u r bored when you wish you were being abducted by aliens so you can get some attention... PaulTheAlien I can't do any work today. The voices told me to stay home and smoke dope. #paul |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2011 12:50:32 GMT -6
After ET came out the sales for Reeses Pieces went beserk. Soooo..eating birds and smoking dope is the message here? ~dudeee~ I sincerely do hope that if sophisticated beings from other 'places' EVER watch this movie..they possess a sense of humor..or we're doomed LOL
Can't you just see..first landing will be in front of a car full of kids...you guessed it...'indulging' and the conversation might go like this.
"Dudeeeee..it's the lil dude whassisname..you know from the movie"
"That's sick dudeeeeee..the bomb. Paul is the lil dude's name..
Dudeeeeeee..think they want a hit?"
"Right on...Heyyy lil dude..pufff?"
Zapppppppppppp Duddddddddde.
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Post by auntym on Apr 21, 2011 13:52:14 GMT -6
After ET came out the sales for Reeses Pieces went beserk. Soooo..eating birds and smoking dope is the message here? ~dudeee~ I sincerely do hope that if sophisticated beings from other 'places' EVER watch this movie..they possess a sense of humor..or we're doomed LOL Can't you just see..first landing will be in front of a car full of kids...you guessed it...'indulging' and the conversation might go like this. "Dudeeeee..it's the lil dude whassisname..you know from the movie" "That's sick dudeeeeee..the bomb. Paul is the lil dude's name.. Dudeeeeeee..think they want a hit?" "Right on...Heyyy lil dude..pufff?" Zapppppppppppp Duddddddddde. ;D |
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Post by auntym on Apr 22, 2011 10:20:40 GMT -6
Paul The Alien #im single because I'm a green skinned, serial Prober from another planet but I'm a wow at parties!
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Post by auntym on Apr 25, 2011 11:26:53 GMT -6
PaulTheAlien Invented a device which forces the jaws of humans shut when they talk *bleep*. I tested it on Sarah Palin, "Hmph", she said. It works. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 25, 2011 12:28:39 GMT -6
Maybe we could wait until everyone has seen it?? LOL Some of these might not be in the best of taste if kids happen on them.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 25, 2011 13:24:08 GMT -6
After ET came out the sales for Reeses Pieces went beserk. Soooo..eating birds and smoking dope is the message here? ~dudeee~ I sincerely do hope that if sophisticated beings from other 'places' EVER watch this movie..they possess a sense of humor..or we're doomed LOL Can't you just see..first landing will be in front of a car full of kids...you guessed it...'indulging' and the conversation might go like this. "Dudeeeee..it's the lil dude whassisname..you know from the movie" "That's sick dudeeeeee..the bomb. Paul is the lil dude's name.. Dudeeeeeee..think they want a hit?" "Right on...Heyyy lil dude..pufff?" Zapppppppppppp Duddddddddde. ;D ;D ;D As a former stoner, I can attest to the fact that this is probably what would happen should an alien decide to abduct a car full of stoned people. ~nods~ |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 25, 2011 13:24:58 GMT -6
At my next MUFON meeting when the movie comes out I m going to give away a copy of this movie as a door prize. Some unlucky person will get to have it . LOL ;D |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 25, 2011 16:11:09 GMT -6
Oh..I have a feeling that abduction would be the ultimate buzz kill |
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Post by auntym on Apr 27, 2011 12:26:27 GMT -6
PaulTheAlien I'll be on Palace Balcony with William & Kate. That look of surprise on his face WON'T be from the first kiss. You know what I'm saying. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 27, 2011 14:43:39 GMT -6
~smirk~
After reading that recent post, I wanna go smoke pot with Paul now...
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