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auntym Global Moderator Posts: 9,960	Paul the Alien Dec 13, 2012 11:59:11 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by auntym on Dec 13, 2012 11:59:11 GMT -6 PaulTheAlien And before anyone asks; I am not related to Gollum. #TheHobbit
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auntym Global Moderator Posts: 9,960	Paul the Alien Jan 1, 2013 13:58:54 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by auntym on Jan 1, 2013 13:58:54 GMT -6 PaulTheAlien Hey America. Nursing a hang over are we?
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Paul the Alien Jan 11, 2013 12:53:00 GMT -6

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PaulTheAlien

Failed your New Year resolutions already? It's ok, with therapy after an alien abduction, you won't remember them anyway. Everybody wins

PaulTheAlien

Personally, I think Shania Twain should have named her son Choo Choo.

"ROADS? WHERE WE'RE GOING, WE DON'T NEED ROADS." Dr. Emmett Brown to Marty McFly in BACK TO THE FUTURE 2

auntym Global Moderator Posts: 9,960	Paul the Alien Feb 24, 2013 12:43:43 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by auntym on Feb 24, 2013 12:43:43 GMT -6 PaulTheAlien As an alien I don't really dance. However, the moment I step in some dog bleep, I can moonwalk better than Michael Jackson.
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spotless38 Global Moderator "Where's Spotless?" Posts: 288	Paul the Alien Feb 24, 2013 12:52:36 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by spotless38 on Feb 24, 2013 12:52:36 GMT -6 roflmao my favorate Alien ;D

auntym Global Moderator Posts: 9,960	Paul the Alien Mar 8, 2013 12:42:04 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by auntym on Mar 8, 2013 12:42:04 GMT -6 PaulTheAlien "To do is to be" (Descartes). "To be is to do" (Voltaire). "Do be do be do" (Frank Sinatra).
	"ROADS? WHERE WE'RE GOING, WE DON'T NEED ROADS." Dr. Emmett Brown to Marty McFly in BACK TO THE FUTURE 2

auntym Global Moderator Posts: 9,960	Paul the Alien Apr 5, 2013 13:41:40 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by auntym on Apr 5, 2013 13:41:40 GMT -6 PaulTheAlien I'm a massive underachiever. My "Bucket List" begins with 'Buy A Bucket'. PaulTheAlien People are literally getting carried away with all these alien abductions.
	"ROADS? WHERE WE'RE GOING, WE DON'T NEED ROADS." Dr. Emmett Brown to Marty McFly in BACK TO THE FUTURE 2

auntym Global Moderator Posts: 9,960	Paul the Alien Apr 9, 2013 12:22:01 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by auntym on Apr 9, 2013 12:22:01 GMT -6 PaulTheAlien In my eyes, you people are the aliens. www.whatispaul.com/
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auntym Global Moderator Posts: 9,960	Paul the Alien Apr 22, 2013 13:35:33 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by auntym on Apr 22, 2013 13:35:33 GMT -6 PaulTheAlien When humans catch a fish and put it back, do you reckon it goes back to its friends and say it's been abducted by aliens?
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auntym Global Moderator Posts: 9,960	Paul the Alien Apr 26, 2013 13:25:02 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by auntym on Apr 26, 2013 13:25:02 GMT -6 PaulTheAlien The Earth is rotating at over 1000 miles per hour, however humans don't feel the effect of it. Until the 2nd or 3rd bottle of Jack Daniels.
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auntym Global Moderator Posts: 9,960	Paul the Alien Jun 26, 2013 11:35:47 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by auntym on Jun 26, 2013 11:35:47 GMT -6 Paul @paulthealien NASA have discovered the "tiniest planet ever observed." I'm not convinced, it's probably just really far away.
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auntym Global Moderator Posts: 9,960	Paul the Alien Jul 18, 2013 11:04:33 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by auntym on Jul 18, 2013 11:04:33 GMT -6 Paul @paulthealien NASA Scientists are concerned about all the junk and litter mankind has left in space. So, isn't the vacuum working?
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auntym Global Moderator Posts: 9,960	Paul the Alien Sept 24, 2013 13:01:22 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by auntym on Sept 24, 2013 13:01:22 GMT -6 Paul @paulthealien Y OU SHO LDBE WORKI NGNOW!
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auntym Global Moderator Posts: 9,960	Paul the Alien Oct 3, 2013 13:58:54 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by auntym on Oct 3, 2013 13:58:54 GMT -6 Paul @paulthealien ATTENTION! America was not #shutdown properly. Would you like to start America in Safe Mode with free healthcare & no guns?
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auntym Global Moderator Posts: 9,960	Paul the Alien Jan 15, 2014 15:25:22 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by auntym on Jan 15, 2014 15:25:22 GMT -6 Paul @paulthealien I showed some rednecks a #DavidBlaine DVD & they were amazed at such magic. Then I realised they had never seen a TV before let alone a DVD.
	"ROADS? WHERE WE'RE GOING, WE DON'T NEED ROADS." Dr. Emmett Brown to Marty McFly in BACK TO THE FUTURE 2

auntym Global Moderator Posts: 9,960	Paul the Alien May 22, 2014 12:45:22 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by auntym on May 22, 2014 12:45:22 GMT -6 Paul @paulthealien I still have the hair style I had over 40 years ago. I'm bald.
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auntym Global Moderator Posts: 9,960	Paul the Alien Jul 21, 2014 14:51:18 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by auntym on Jul 21, 2014 14:51:18 GMT -6 Paul @paulthealien Humans; you kill all the caterpillars with insecticides and then complain there are no butterflies in your gardens.
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auntym Global Moderator Posts: 9,960	Paul the Alien Aug 8, 2014 11:36:35 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by auntym on Aug 8, 2014 11:36:35 GMT -6 Paul @paulthealien #TacoBell now serves breakfast. America has no affordable healthcare yet, but Taco Bell is serving breakfast. The human race is doomed.
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Paul the Alien Nov 21, 2014 13:51:46 GMT -6

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Paul @paulthealien

Why is it human teenagers express a burning desire to be different and then they all dress exactly alike. #WTF?

Paul @paulthealien

Humans; you kill all the caterpillars with insecticides and then complain there are no butterflies in your gardens.

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lois: Hi Paul! I finally got back on again. I was ask some questions and then it took my old password and member name. Hello auntym are you still here? I'm fine but my husband fell and broke his hip.. He spent four months in nursing home . Feb 24, 2022 1:26:34 GMT -6

lois: When he was about to come home last week he fell out of bed and broke his other hip. So we are at ground zero again. I been staying in all winter. I tried and tried to come on but it would never take my name or password. Feb 24, 2022 1:28:40 GMT -6

CitizenK: Hello All! I've been on quite teh journey but am back to stay!

Hope all is well with everyone. I see there are some new members , thats good. So good to see your names on threads and be back! Apr 2, 2022 23:25:54 GMT -6

Steve: Hi everyone, remember me? lol. Jun 1, 2022 20:35:38 GMT -6

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auntym: its nice to hear from you again sunbow Mar 7, 2024 22:51:44 GMT -6

lois: Hello Sunbow and Auntym. I'm still kicking. Turn 81 in June. I remember how Ron would argue with me who is oldest. I think me and swamprat did the same thing. And Jo would say Well I'm not any springchicken. I came here first. going to to check post out. Mar 25, 2024 21:46:38 GMT -6

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